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Three out of four doctors define Tang as 'Holland's favorite pastime.' Innacurate! Tang is without a doubt Ashir Mir's favorite space-drink of choice; it's orange, it's tangy, IT'S DELICIOUS! Apothecaries the galaxy over are mystified as to the origin of this delightfully pungent potion. Legend has it that Tang was first harvested off the western coast of Florida in the year 1878 by the great sage Razar-six-hundred-and-twenty-seven's long-lost cousin, Todd. Others yet, suggest Tang originated somewhere near Cumbernauld, Scotland, pre-dating their other National drink, Irn-Bru by some 30 years. However, this is highly unlikely as Scottish historians have regularly been spotted drunk at the bottom of stairwells since 1995 as a result of overexposure to Mel Gibson's acting. Any historical findings since that time have been deemed unreliable and tainted by the Ununited Kingdom– –'I'm sorry, my credentials....?' [Transmission terminated–Dr Snakeblood]
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